Juan Song Taco Tee
“Swan Song? More Like Juan Song” – The Apollo Taco Worship Tee
Behold, mortals… the shirt that answers humanity’s most ancient question:
“What if the Greek god Apollo descended from Mount Olympus… to bless us with tacos?”
Introducing the Apollo Taco Worship Tee, a divine mashup inspired by the legendary Swan Song Records logo (yes, the same iconic image Led Zeppelin turned into rock-and-roll mythology) — but with a delicious twist. Because on this shirt, Apollo isn’t bringing light…
he’s bringing lunch.
And not just any lunch — the sacred taco.
🤘 Origins as Epic as the Gods
Based on William Rimmer’s 1869 artwork Evening — the image Zeppelin transformed into rock iconography — this version channels that same soaring, triumphant pose… but now Apollo is gripping a glorious taco like it’s the secret to eternal life. (Which, let’s be honest, it kind of is.)
🌮 A Taco So Powerful It Deserves Its Own Mythology
Is it Apollo? Is it Icarus? Is it the patron saint of late-night food trucks?
Who cares.
The only truth that matters is printed boldly below him: TACOS
— the real universal language.
🎸 Worn Onstage. Approved by Ray Plays Guitar.
This is the exact shirt Ray rocks under stage lights while melting faces with guitar solos.
Now you can wear the same taco-blessed threads and instantly gain +5 charisma, +10 crunch, and +20% more chance of someone asking, “Dude… where did you get that shirt?”
✨ Perfect For:
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Taco lovers
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Classic rock fans
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People who want strangers to high-five them
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Anyone who believes food is the real religion
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Guitar players who know tone comes from tacos
Whether you're a rocker, a foodie, a mythology nerd, or just someone who appreciates a perfectly ridiculous pun, this shirt is your new uniform.
Grab yours today at RayPlaysGuitar.com and ascend to a higher plane of taco-powered glory.
Just don’t fly too close to the salsa.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Ray Plays Guitar
- Email: contact@support.rayplaysguitar.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Juan Song Taco Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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